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Joke of the Day

"I'm just sick of the mixed signals, babe. One second you're changing your phone number and the next you're filing a restraining order."

"What percentage of the zombies are just chasing you down to tell you they're vegan?"

"Have you heard the joke about recursion?"

"It is WAY TOO EARLY for Christmas music. -people in the year 75 BC"

"What do you call a horny guy in a pool? Driftwood"

"How do you catch a unique rabbit? You 'Neak Up On It."

"I wish we were Irish Daughter: I wish we were Irish, so we could have more fun on St. Patrick's Day Me: Irish you were a Beer"

"What did the racist chef say to Lenny Kravitz? Get to the back of the oven..."

"What do you call a mollusk on a boat? A snailor"

"How did the autistic boy survive his jump from a plane? He was retarded"