10702
Joke of the Day
"I remember back in the day when you had to roll up a tiny scroll and give it to a falcon to tweet"
Next Joke
"me: Hi it is nice to meet u. I am Jeff date: Are u reading off notecards M: Yes sex at ur place sounds gr-wait crap these are out of order"
"A Rolex is just an expensive way to let everyone know you don't know how to check the time on your phone."
"Proof that Bush did 7/11 Jet fuel cant melt ICEE's"
"Movie Idea: Michael Cera falls down a spiral staircase then pets a cat."
"Relationship status bathing everyday isn't a priority anymore."
"How many chores can horny maids do? 70. Cooking and 69."
"Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he's only human."
"2015 twilight zone episode abt me wanting to get jacked so my clothes fit better but then I get so jacked they look too tight and weird"
"What letter stands for the ocean? The letter C."