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Joke of the Day
"Why was the snowman smiling? He saw the snowblower coming"
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"What are the man with no shoes say when he was forced to walk on broken glass? Fuck"
"GREEK JOKE TRANSLATED -BRUSH & D- She confused the brush with a dick. Until this day, it makes me wonder, how can she brush her hair with a dick?"
"r/worldnews right now (Removed)"
"Summer: Hair gets lighter. Skin gets darker. Water gets warmer. Drinks get colder. Music gets louder. Nights get longer. Life gets better. CAN'T WAIT!"
"Friends are like snow flakes. If you pee on them they go away."
"Professor opened with this in first year engineering lecture: What do engineers use for birth control? Their personalities"
"LGBT should rename themselves BLTG. It's more tasteful."
"*Woman throws a drink in my face but I swallow it all perfectly*"
"I can't fall asleep right now, I'm too busy counting how many hours of sleep I will get if I fall asleep right now."