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Joke of the Day

"What is stephen Hawking's favorite food? His shoulder."

"Why do politicians wear neckties? To keep their foreskin from flopping over their head."

"A horse walked into a bar several people got up and left as they spotted the potential danger of the situation"

"[First person to ride a horse] 'I'm going to sit on that thing and I don't care how angry it gets.'"

"Who is FAPMAN's greatest nemesis? The Stroker."

"My relationship with the time traveling girl was over before it began."

"I have to admit my heart broke a little when I heard the lady at Starbucks call the guy in line behind me ""sweetie"" too."

"I ate everything, including the H."

"How many tickles does it take to make an octopus ink Tentickles"

"What did the bra say to the hat? ""You go on ahead, I gotta give these two a lift."""