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Joke of the Day

"I never believed that faith could move mountains But I've seen what it can do to skyscrapers"

"Why are gingers' feet so rough? Because they have no soles"

"Today I had a three way with two women It was quite the conference call."

"If you google ""MySpace"" your computer will ask ""Are you fucking serious right now?"""

"Everyone knows you can tell a criminal is lying if his lips are moving, but how do you know when a cop is lying? His pen is moving."

"How many alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side!"

"Why did the White Man go to the Moon? He wanted more land. -Heard this from a native friend of mine. I laughed my ass off."

"I'd never snoop through my girlfriend's phone out of love, a deep respect and the inability to crack her password."

"""My mother made me a whore."" To which someone replied: ""If I supply the yarn will she make me one?"" -From *All That You Love Will Be Carried Away*"

"The South Carolina Church shooter didn't know if he could start a race war... ...but he decided to give it a shot."