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Joke of the Day
"A blind man walks into a bar... ... a table, and a chair."
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"Environmentally friendly means to stop burning bridges and just throw people off of them"
"My new hobby: Seeing animals in old films like westerns, and saying ""I can tell you something about that animal."" ""It's dead now."""
"How do you defeat your enemies? Chop off their feet."
"What did 50 cent say to his grandma after she crocheted him a sweater? G! You knit!"
"What is a pirates favorite letter? You'd think it be the arr but it's actually the sea"
"What did southern, black children bring to school to eat? Lynchables"
"One person's trigger warning... ...is another person's spoiler alert."
"How do you confuse a blind person? Toss them a basketball and ask them to read it."
"What do you call safe sex with a horse Trojan"