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Joke of the Day
"Have you ever seen an elephant in a strawberry patch? Works pretty well, doesn't it?"
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"How do you know if a girl is ticklish? Give her two test tickles."
"A car salesman says to me... ""Buy this car and pay no interest for a year!"" ""That's stupid"". I said, ""why the hell would I buy something that I'm not going to be interested in for an entire year?!"""
"Have you heard about the man born with five cocks? His pants fit him like a glove."
"My dog used to chase after people on a bike so I took the bike away from him."
"Why did the mule fail his math test? He was half-assing it"
"Apparently, somebody gets stabbed in London every 52 minutes. Poor bastard."
"I ""accidentally"" washed my cellphone once, and my wife has never let me do laundry again.... Yeah Accident"
"What do you get if you cross King Kong with a watchdog? A terrified postman."
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Adder ! Adder who ? Adder you get in here ?"