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Joke of the Day
"A cannibal with diarrhea cloned himself for dinner. He shit himself."
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"How much do deer nuts cost? Under a buck"
"[at dinner] Wife: This is terrible. Me: Horrible. Waiter: Hey folks, how's your food? (simultaneously) Wife: Amazing! Me: Fantastic!"
"What do giant steel beams say when they come across a nugget of gold? Au"
"Can someone help me find some videos of Al Gore dancing? I'm trying to solve a Rubik's cube and a friend told me that using Al Gore Rhythms could help."
"*brushes teeth for seventeen hours straight before dentist appointment* ""Jessica, there is an entire Oreo behind your second molar."""
"I have laughed at THOUSANDS of jokes where I couldn't understand what the person is saying."
"Knock Knock Who's there ? Cookie ! Cookie who ? Cookie quit and now I have to make all the food !"