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Joke of the Day
"A cannibal with diarrhea cloned himself for dinner. He shit himself."
Next Joke
"I found the rulebook for an old card game at my grandfather's house. ""Draw a card, if it's black, take a shot."" Oh wait, that's just the LAPD guidebook."
"I got arrested for playing chess in the street.. I said its because im black isnt it"
"It's unwise to cut down a forest on your own. It usually takes tree fellers or more."
"Kum & go Ejaculate & evacuate"
"I'm only putting a picture of me in my locket. This proves I'm independent."
"Have you heard about the Black Magic book for orphans? It's called the necro**mom**icon"
"What's the difference between jam and marmalade? You can't marmalade your cock up a girl's arse"
"What's the difference between you and a baby bird. The bird got laid."
"Top Six Uses Of Strategic Planning: 6. Politics 5. Sports 4. Investing 3. Business 2. Military 1. Returning home from guys/girls night out"