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Joke of the Day

"My hairdresser doesn't cut my hair any longer.... He cuts it shorter instead."

"If you get cold, just stand in a corner for a little bit. They're usually 90 degrees."

"Dark Humor is like food... Not everybody gets it."

"Are you guys all right? No, you're all left. (Stolen from a master comedian from x factor)"

"what do you call a man who has a rabbit up his bum? Warren"

"What's the difference between a caver and a spelunker? A caver rescues a spelunker."

"Did you hear about the hillbilly who was called to testify in court? When he spoke you could only see the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth."

"My girlfriend and I had sex in her parent's bed. It got really awkward when they woke up."

"Why was Eazy-E Straight outta Conciousness? He had N.W.Aids"

"This lady cashier asked me if I wanted it ""double bagged""...I said ""No, you're not THAT ugly..."" And that's why I'm not allowed in Target."