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Joke of the Day

"Q: What do you call a deer with no eyes? A: No eye deer (No idea) Q: What do you call a quadriplegic deer with no eyes? A: Still, no eye deer. (Still no idea)"

"Him: you're terrifying Me: awww you're just saying that"

"""Stupid kid fell in the well again."" -if Lassie had been a cat"

"i had an asthma attack with all that wheezing you would of thought i would have heard them hiding"

"Did you know cat's are impervious to most rattle snake bites? Said every dog ever."

"Why can't your wife make crispy bacon? Because she got used to your soft meat."

"Two deer walk out of a bar. One turns to the other in disgust and says, ""I can't believe you blew 20 bucks in there."""

"An alcoholic walks into a bar every day... His entire life is a joke."

"What do priests have in common with my dad's BBQs? They both stick their meat in 10 year old buns."

"Did you hear about Apple's new product? It was a big 6s"