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Joke of the Day

"We all wear masks. I'm about to trade in my 'polite coworker' mask for my 'dude you don't want to meet in a dark alley' mask In 3...2...1"

"Never heard this joke before... neither will you"

"Mr friend broke her hand today :( But on the other hand she's okay :)!"

"My wife caught me crossdressing.. So I packed her things and left."

"i dropped a chicken mcnugget and I've been on the floor of mcdonalds sobbing the lyrics to how to save a life by the fray for 2 hours"

"Can you write off a divorce as a home improvement expense"

"If there's one thing my English major girlfriend has taught me, It's what a colon does."

"Did you hear about the two fat guys who ran in the marathon? One ran in short bursts, the other in burst shorts."

"I rated that girl a 10 on the pH scale because she looked pretty basic."

"Why did the hipster burn his mouth? He drank his coffee before it was cool. All credit goes to the apples and apples folks."