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Joke of the Day

"and on the 8th day god created drugs and everybody was like ""thanks god you're the shit"""

"What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels."

"Q: Did you hear about the imaginary tree? A: It was mapleleaf."

"Bees Q; What kind of bees make milk? A; Boobies"

"Can Bernie Sanders recover? From his devastating win in Michigan?"

"There's nothing horribler than a word that isn't real."

"Why don't women wear skirts in San Fransisco? Because their balls would show."

"I wish airplanes flapped their wings and shit on cars"

"Yawning is your body's way of saying 20% battery left"

"There are 10 types of people in this world... Those who understand binary, those who don't, and those who weren't expecting a ternary joke."