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Joke of the Day
"Why didn't Russia return the NSA whistleblower to the United States? He was Snowden."
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"What do lawyers use for birth control? Personality."
"What is the difference between Coors Light and a lake? The can"
"What do you do if you see a fireman? You put it out, man!"
"Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in dirt and then cross the road again? Because he was a dirty double crosser!"
"Why is the mailman bad at sex? His package cums too quickly"
"Knock knock [Fixed] Who's there? Smell mop. Smell mop who? ... hehe"
"Trump: ""Let's get that Muslim band going"" ""Band? We thought you said ban"" Trump: ""No way, that's harsh. Also, how's the Mexican mall going?"""
"A guy said to his friends ""you are all nuts"" They replied ""we know, we are healthy"""
"I read an article about the dangers of heavy drinking the other day, and it really scared me! So that's it... Starting today, no more reading."