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Joke of the Day
"How do you make five pounds of fat attractive? You put a nipple on it."
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"I'm always frank with my sexual partners. Don't want them knowing my real name!!"
"What did the Mexican fire chief name his two sons? Jose and Josb"
"My doctor told me I have 2 months to live So I shot him and the judge gave me 30 years"
"What is a porn star's favorite allergy medicine? (NSFW?) Bend'n'dryl"
"Roses are red Oh, by the way, I have Alzheimers Happy Veterans Day"
"Sometimes I feel like a semi-colon I don't know where I belong ;"
"Couple claiming Virginity: Girl:If this Is your 1st time,then how did u do it so well? Boy:If this Is your 1st time,then how do u know that i did well???"
"What did the lesbian vampire say to the other lesbian vampire? See ya next month."
"A straight face and a sincere-sounding ""Huh?"" have gotten me out of more trouble than I can remember."