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"Life in 1914-1945 Europe must have been hard. All those geopolitical events and no TV shows to compare them to"
"What's an elephant's most sexual organ? It's foot. Because if it stands on you you're fucked."
"Jesus went into an inn. He handed the innkeeper 3 nails and asked, ""Can you put me up for the night?"""
"I've got two tickets to paradise and a they're both obstructed view."
"The dog almost ate the bird tonight. It was like a Dateline episode. ""He kept to himself, but on the evening of June 6, he snapped."""
"My friend had a stroke and half his body went dead He's all right now."
"If you cut off a mommy blogger's head she can continue mommy blogging for up to three full minutes."
"wife: How was work? [flashback to me being asked to leave the meeting because I couldn't stop giggling after someone said ""abreast""] me:Good"
"Alien vs predator Guys what if a pedophile assualts an illegal immigrant, would it be called alien vs predator?"