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Joke of the Day

"I saved a ton of money by eating all my groceries before getting to the register."

"Some people think it's difficult to live with Erectile Dysfunction But really, it's not that hard."

"What do you call a nun with a washing machine on her head ? Sister Matic !"

"What do people and trees have in common? They both fall down when you hit them with an axe."

"What do you call an Irish Jew? A leprechaun!"

"Women are the root of all evil [Math agrees](http://i52.tinypic.com/2hh2all.jpg)"

"I met this guy who said he was a Mir space station Engineer. But I thought it was quite an achievement."

"Why can t my 14 year old friend drive... Because she s a woman"

"Learn how to Wiener Boop https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=exb1yVD8SHU&list=UUq54nlcoX-0pLcN5RhxHyug"

"I masturbated so good last night That i woke up to find my dick making breakfast"