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Joke of the Day

"Women are the root of all evil [Math agrees](http://i52.tinypic.com/2hh2all.jpg)"

"I scream, you scream, we all scream because we just witnessed a horrific highway wreck with multiple fatalities."

"So I was petting a duckling the other day... you could say I was feeling a little down."

"What do you call a sleepwalking nun? A Roman Catholic. (Sorry if this is a repost)"

"Woman goes to the vet because her Great Dane keeps jumping on her when she is in the shower... VET: Ok, so want him Neutered? Woman: No, declawed."

"Why are boy scouts like human sacrifices in a cannibalistic society? Their motto is ""be prepared"""

"One time i asked a guy what he was majoring in and he said women's studies... I then said, why are you in women's studies? You study women all the time!"

"Where do Arabians with cowboy hats gather? Howdy Arabia"

"How many hipsters dose it take to change a light bulb? A: None they have a guy for that comes on Tuesdays only uses reproductions of antique bulbs"

"Today I found out my toaster wasn't waterproof I was shocked!"