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Joke of the Day

"Women are the root of all evil [Math agrees](http://i52.tinypic.com/2hh2all.jpg)"

"What do I get when u heat up sour cream? Just cream, it's not sour. -told me to by a friend. AP"

"Did you know a load of hairy gay Theodore Roosevelt impersonators had a meal in the park today? It was the Teddy Bear's picnic."

"A vegan, an atheist, and a crossfitter walk into a bar... I only know because they told everybody"

"watch only the first and last episodes of How I Met Your Mother. you're welcome"

"How do you get Pikachu on a bus? You Poke-m-on"

"Statistically... 9 out of 10 people actually enjoy gang rape."

"If your girlfriend starts smoking slow down or apply lubricant"

"Adulthood is the moment you switch from taking the occasional drug to trip out, to taking the occasional drug to feel normal."

"Walking Talking Stephen Hawking"