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Joke of the Day

"I met this guy who said he was a Mir space station Engineer. But I thought it was quite an achievement."

"What do Thomas Jefferson and a WNBA owner have in common? They both have 15 African-American women ready to go to work for them."

"I hate when a girl says the wrong name during sex They know my name isnt Someone Help"

"Did you hear the one about Bernie Sanders? Probably not, the /r/politics mods deleted it before anyone saw."

"My nights 50% sleeping 50% avoiding getting up to pee"

"Did you guys see the score of the Egypt vs Ethiopia soccer match? Egypt 8 .. Ethiopia didn't"

"I can't wait to meet that special someone who will eventually ignore me."

"What do dads and grammar Nazis have in common? They're not there."

"I was appalled to learn about Hitler's uprising. Anne Frankly, I did Nazi that coming."

"A man walks into a bar... While his wife sits at home crying, because his crippling alcoholism is destroying their marriage. Happy Wednesday..."