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Joke of the Day
"What do people and trees have in common? They both fall down when you hit them with an axe."
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"Q: How do you have a party in outer space? A: You plan-et."
"Haha, You're Gay. Go get married."
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"Poor Richard Simmons. He got tangled in his work-out mat, and now he's a fruit roll-up."