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Joke of the Day
"What do people and trees have in common? They both fall down when you hit them with an axe."
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"Wife: we need to improve our home Me: agreed Wife: remodeling the kitchen should be top priority Me: [crosses out ""get more dogs""] obviously"
"What kind of appointment is always at the wrong time. Dis appointment"
"I think these protesters are sending the wrong message... because they keep telling me to Love Trump's Hate."
"I like that they put Bibles in hotel rooms. You never know when you're going to run into a vampire who's on a road trip."
"What does an Asian prostitute say to asbestos workers? Meso horny."
"I'm really good friends with 25 letters of the alphabet. I don't know y."
"When I die, just throw the laundry in my grave with me. I want to die exactly as I lived."
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Canon ! Canon who ? Canon open the door then ?"
"my mom's cat has been in our family since 2002 and i never saw it get a boner til tonight. animals are awful and perverted"