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Joke of the Day

"A man walks into the zoo. The only animal there is a dog. It's a shitzu."

"Someone should make a website that allows you to anonymously chat with random Jews from around the world. They could call it 'Oi-megle'."

"I took an AP test today Psych."

"My ex-wife says she misses me... But her aim is getting better."

"Had to stop watching Game of Thrones with my parents tonight, because of all the sex. So I've recorded it to watch after they've finished."

"[speed dating] DATE: ding ME: did u just make the ding sound with ur mouth DATE: no ME: we have 4 minutes left DATE: *louder this time* ding"

"I'm writing a song about milking a cow. It's all quarter notes."

"What do you get when you cross Jesus and a couple of criminals? A good Friday"

"NSFW What's the difference between sex and lunch? Depends on where you put the cucumber. Worked in a fruit and veg shop, guy stopped me packing cucumbers to tell me that."

"Why wasn't Euro Disney popular? Every time they set off the fireworks, the French surrendered."