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Joke of the Day

"Someone should make a website that allows you to anonymously chat with random Jews from around the world. They could call it 'Oi-megle'."

"My Girlfriend is doing majors in Physics Yesterday she texted me she needs time and distance. I dont even know why she wants to calculate the velocity"

"What's the difference between my grandma and a baby? My grandma doesn't die when I fuck her."

"""Dad can we get a puppy?"" ""No but we can get a submarine if you like?"" [2 hours later 3000m beneath the pacific] ""dad I should be at school"""

"Sometimes when I'm sad, I'll go to the park and, from a distance, look thru my thumb and index finger and begin squishing people's heads..."

"Canada has crack?"

"Oh dear... I should get out of the way, he's probably trying to catch a bad guy. -me getting pulled over"

"What happens when you give an Italian a coupon? It makes the Dego buy faster."

"Did you hear about the short-sighted circumsiser? He got the sack."

"Why are there so many women archaeologists? Because women love digging up the past."