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Joke of the Day

"I took an AP test today Psych."

"Your vagina is so dry... ...That Native Americans do rain dances around it."

"Doctor Doctor I'm scared of Father Christmas Doctor: You're suffering from Claus-trophobia."

"How do you figure out how sensitive a man's balls are? Test tickles"

"""Don't even talk to me until I've Instagrammed my coffee."" - Portland, Oregon"

"How did the hipster burn her tongue? She ate her soup before it was cool"

"If a tree falls in the woods.. ..and nobody is around to hear it, then I've found the perfect place for Justin Beiber"

"I asked my brother why he was taking a dictionary and thesaurus to his theater rehearsal. He said it was a play on words."

"And the award for the best neckwear goes to... Well, would you look at that, it's a tie!"

"My friend, Manuel, is a magician... His favorite trick is to announce ""I'm going to disappear on the count of three."" He then counts ""Uno, dos..."" then vanishes without a tres."