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Joke of the Day

"NSFW What's the difference between sex and lunch? Depends on where you put the cucumber. Worked in a fruit and veg shop, guy stopped me packing cucumbers to tell me that."

"What do you do if you're Fighting a group of circus performers? Go for the juggler"

"Before the wedding I have loved all the women on earth, after the wedding one woman less."

"I think the Tuskegee Airmen were incredibly brave... ...not only were they fighter pilots, they all had syphilis!"

"Why did the Muslim comedian blow himself up? For Allahf"

"*Interviewing for waiter position* I feel like I bring a lot to the table"

"Some one gave me a broken knife 3 days ago. I didn't get the point."

"I just had the worst blowjob ever it was fantastic"

"My N'Sync tattoo? I got it to remind me not to make impulsive decisions based on fleeting trends that I'd regret for the rest of my life."

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Catskills ! Catskills who ? Catskills mice !"