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Joke of the Day

"Deli meats I knew a guy who was addicted to deli meats. He just couldn't quit cold turkey."

"What Did the Muslim Terrorist Say? Who you gota blow to get some virgins around here?"

"Before you pride yourself on being a big fish, make sure you're not swimming in a puddle."

"Remember, guys, every day is a gift. Filled with unreturnable things you didn't ask for and don't want."

"I don't blame sharks. If someone walked into my house and started splashing around in my bath, I'd bite their leg off too."

"How does a Jew make tea? Hebrews it. -- How does a Jew make beer? --Hebrews Hops"

"How Long is a Chinaman"

"What's the best thing about portugal? You never have to carry your bags because of all the porter-geese. Thankyou, im here till monday!"

"I'm like the packaging on a CD really hard to get off but it doesn't matter because no one wants you anymore"

"My wife is like a hurricane... At the beginning there was a lot of blowing and sucking, and in the end I lost my house."