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Joke of the Day
"What do you get when you cross Jesus and a couple of criminals? A good Friday"
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"So there were these two extremely saggy breasts.... one looked to the other and said ""If we don't get some support soon, they're gonna think we're both nuts!"""
"NFL catch rules are absurd. ""Even though it looked like he caught it, he hadn't accepted the ball into his heart. Therefore, incomplete."""
"The first rule of dad club is shut the goddamn door on your way in, we're not trying to heat the whole outdoors here."
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"What kind of fabric does Mario use? Denim denim denim."