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Joke of the Day

"North Korea says it's gonna terror attack South Korea. I don't have a punchline, that's just really funny."

"What do auditioning for an acting role and playing sports have in common? If you break a leg, you get cast"

"What did one ISIS member say to another? ""IED mubarak.."""

"The real reason OP never delivers.."

"I've started making jokes about sodium and potassium. I think I've finally got the NaK of it."

"What does L in Samuel L. Jackson stand for? Motherfucker. (from somewhere in YouTube comments)"

"Horrible Crash ""Two pedestrians die in a horrible crash!"" Wow, they must've been walking pretty fucking fast."

"My wife made a good point yesterday."

"What gives milk and has a horn? A milk tank!"

"What's the best thing about having sex with 29 year olds? There's 20 of them..."