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Joke of the Day

"What does L in Samuel L. Jackson stand for? Motherfucker. (from somewhere in YouTube comments)"

"Why did little Dan dropped his ice cream? He was hit by a buss"

"I got mad at a rock today. I chopped it in half with my lightsaber. Now there are two rocks. Send help. Now."

"[OC] Why Did the Paradox Cross the road? Because it didn't."

"If iron man and silver surfer teamed up... They'd be alloys."

"What's wet on the inside, hairy on the outside, starts with C and ends in T? Coconut."

"Why is your face all scratched ? My girlfriend said it with flowers. How romantic. Not really she hit me round the head with a bunch of thorny roses !"

"Fuck. We're gonna be known as the generation that loved autocorrect fails"

"duh. Q: Why do elephants paint their toenails red? A: So they can hide in cherry trees. Q: Have you ever seen an elephant in a cherry tree before? A: No? See, it works!"

"New drugs? Look them up on trip advisor!!"