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Joke of the Day

"What's the best thing about having sex with 29 year olds? There's 20 of them..."

"What the hell do you mean Buzzfeed isn't a reliable news source, it knew exactly what kind of pancake I'd be"

"Why do french tanks have rear-view mirrors? So they can see the front-lines."

"Going to attempt a Mexican joke. Hope it's a good Juan!"

"Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side, of course!"

"I started teaching rednecks Spanish Se habla espan ya'll"

"How do you make rape funny? You force it"

"*adds lol to the end of a message to sound less mean*"

"My girlfriend and I watched the Star Wars movies back to back last night; I'm so glad I was the one facing the TV. (Huehuehue ... but seriously, she would just be on her damn phone haha)"

"""You look really pretty today,"" I said as I looked in the mirror, and my reflection replied, ""And you...um, you have a GREAT personality."""