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Joke of the Day

"What do you call 5 people sitting In two rows? Tetris"

"What do cops do at a buffet? They pig out."

"I saw my friend's girl sleeping with another man in the army but didn't tell him... It was a private affair."

"I was walking down the street in New York yesterday, when a black guy asked me if the Yankees won... I replied, ""Yeah man, you're free."""

"I remember being told that everytime you shave it off, it grows back thicker... Cant wait to see my new cock"

"I have a difficult time living in buildings near many neighbors I think I have an apartment complex."

"How much did it cost the pirate to get his ears pierced? A buccaneer!"

"What ringtone have you got? Murphy asked Paddy, ""What ringtone have you got?"" Paddy said, ""I've never really looked, but probably light brown"

"TIFU by firing a torpedo at an ally submarine Whoops, wrong sub."

"What do you call a French sandal? Philippe Flop!"