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Joke of the Day

"The real reason OP never delivers.."

"When I was a kid, I got really upset when my mom started buying Dove body wash. I just couldn't understand why they would make soap out of such majestic birds."

"They say that Indian Cooks are a jack of all trades... But a master of naan. My girlfriend said this to me when we were getting indian food tonight."

"A woman gets breast implants made of wood.. Too bad this joke doesn't have a punchline, it would probably be funny. Wooden tit?"

"Why did the Native American curse the snow? Because it was white and on his land!"

"What do you call a clever repost? A riposte."

"Fun Fact: If you hear small kids running around laughing hysterically, within 2 min. at least one will be on the floor crying hysterically."

"Ea vs Christiano Ronald Whats the difference bewteen Ea and Christiano Ronaldo. Ronaldo is Faster"

"How can you tell a golf course is owned by Donald Trump? The rough is combed over the fairway"

"Gangster shift keys pop a couple caps in dAt aSs."