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Joke of the Day
"I remember last year... It's like it was yesterday."
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"My girlfriend can be really loud during sex... I don't know why. She knows no one is coming to help"
"As a cat burglar most of my late night break-ins are actually well orchestrated attempts to pet other peoples animals."
"Someone said you sound like an owl. Who?"
"I took a selfie after my kidney removal surgery hashtag nofilter"
"Will I have an open casket at my funeral? Remains to be seen."
"Why do women make such horrible capenters? Because for years men have telling them that |----------------| is 8 inches long."
"What's the worst thing about eating vegetables? The wheelchair"
"I saw a picture of myself on a milk carton once but my new family was rich so I kept my mouth shut."
"Stuart hall, Rolf harris and Max clifford walk into an Irish bar. Barman says not Yew Tree again"