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Joke of the Day

"Someone said you sound like an owl. Who?"

"12yo son forgot his electric toothbrush -- so now he has to MOVE HIS ARM to brush his teeth. His protest was legendary."

"What does the CEO of Keurig have in common with ISIS? They both hate the French press"

"Catch a spark... Set the world on fire! - Incinerational Tweet"

"What did the cheese maker say when his vat got dumped to the floor? That's no gouda"

"Did you hear about that new broom? It's sweeping the nation!"

"What do you call a gay Yeti A snow blower!"

"Looking forward to the time when my level of awkwardness becomes socially acceptable."

"3 guys walk into a bar... The fourth one ducks."

"What do you call a scent that wanders? An a-roam-a."