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Joke of the Day
"Will I have an open casket at my funeral? Remains to be seen."
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"Static cling is just physics showing us how much it loves us."
"Did you hear about the monster who lost all his hair in the war? He lost it in a hair raid."
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"How do you disappoint a Redditor? Repost the same exact joke over and over and/or upvote it to the front page."
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"Why don't they have a WHITE history month?? Why don't they have NON-handicapped parking spaces? Why's there no cemetery for ALIVE people??"
"how i look like Broccoli: Hey, I look like a tree. Mushroom: Wow, I look just like an umbrella. Walnut: I look exactly like a brain. Banana: Man, can we change the topic please?"
"What has been inside a live bitch and dead pig? Apparently Cameroon's dick."
"women rights"