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Joke of the Day
"A girl's ass is like an onion... ...It'll give you really bad breath if you eat it raw!"
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"Cats REALLY hate dryers. However, Patches has Never looked this fluffy"
"A neutron walks into a bar... A neutron walks into a bar and orders a drink. He asks the bartender how much it is. The bartender says ""We don't charge your type here!"""
"France and Italy go to war. Who wins? Neither. France surrenders and Italy switches sides"
"I'm on my way to Williston, ND. It's the most in the middle of nowhere I've ever been. I plan to show them the iPad and claim to be Jesus."
"I don't know how to act my age I've never been this old before."
"Clerk Kent is in fact Superman... So my mom tells me stop hanging with your friends who are always drunk! They are not a good company! How should i tell her that... ""Clark Kent is in fact Superman"""
"Eliza Bayne on Bikini Dangers Probably the worst thing you can hear when you're wearing a bikini is ""Good for you!"""
"[death row] Guard: alright tough guy one last meal Me: a cyanide pill Guard: what? no we want to kill you! Me: too bad Guard: aw man"
"All the while you have been waiting for 2016.. and suddenly comes 2015S :D"