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Joke of the Day
"All the while you have been waiting for 2016.. and suddenly comes 2015S :D"
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"My Girlfriend crashed the car into a post today... It's no joke. The car is ruined and I am in serious pain."
"TIL there is a new type of morning-after pill, and it's for men! It changes blood type."
"The only B word you should call a girl is Beautiful Bitches love to be called Beautiful"
"Families are like onions.... Watching them be cut into small pieces will make you cry."
"What do you call a woman who thinks she can do everything a man can do. Carol."
"I went to a fight and a hockey match broke out... http://www.sbnation.com/nhl/2015/11/14/9736852/jets-predators-unsportsmanlike-penalties"
"What makes a ISIS joke funny? The execution."
"So sorry... Sorry seems to be the hardest word to say... Unless you're Chinese, then it's ""squirrel""."
"Why haven't I ever met a full blooded jew? All of the ones I've met have just been Jew-ish"