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Joke of the Day

"Sesame Street never allowed Mrs. Piggy to count to 100. Everytime she made it to 69, she got a frog in her throat."

"What song title is best used to describe the France terrorist attack? Niggas In Paris"

"What's the difference between dog food and a hot dog? I have no idea..."

"I saw my friend at the pool today for the first time in a long time and I said... Hey! WATER you doing here?"

"The Arabs invented a time machine. It's called Islam. It can take any civilization back to the 7th century."

"I was going to post a really cheesy pun but there was just no whey."

"Did you hear about the suspect who was released from jail after he touched grounded metal and received a static shock? He was cleared of all charges."

"Q: Why did the engineer drive the backwards? A: He had a loco motive."

"Like Rachel Dolezal, I too have been pretending to be something I'm not. For years, I've pretended to be white, when I'm actually a ladder."

"Sex so good, you make bed angels with your arms and legs afterwards."