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Joke of the Day

"Eliza Bayne on Bikini Dangers Probably the worst thing you can hear when you're wearing a bikini is ""Good for you!"""

"I went to the health clinic the other day... My doctor said I weighed 483 pounds but I shouldn't worry about it because we are in the UK"

"How do we know that Jesus was made of bread? Because yeasterday he died and tomorrow he will have risen."

"Doctor: How long have you been in pain? Women: It started at 7:45am on Monday while I was at work Men: Sometime between yesterday and 1997"

"You always hear a stake through the heart is an effective way to kill a vampire, but actually, it's an effective way to kill lots of things"

"Yo mommas so ugly that even her dildo has to take Viagra"

"My friend cooked up some otter the other day! It was otterly delicious."

"How much do you weigh after eating Chinese food? Wonton"

"What do you feed a feminist at a cookout? Trick question. Nobody invites feminists to a cookout."

"Florida is about to release millions of genetically modified mosquitoes. I hope when they bite you they make you drive better."