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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a ghost chicken? A poultry-geist!"
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"How does King Arthur take his pills? An African or European swallow"
"My dentist said I grind at night. I was like, ok stalker."
"Me: Sometimes I wish I wasn't shy and introverted Alcohol: I'VE GOT GREAT NEWS!"
"John 10:26 Holy shit I gotta get up for work!"
"Today marks 5 yrs of being smoke free!! Now I spend my time finding new places to hide the bodies of those who've pissed me off!"
"Why does Paris have the best theaters? The audience is always dead quiet.... Looks like i'm going to hell."
"What did they find in the toilet in the star ship Enterprise? The captain's log."
"The first person who pulled an egg out from under a chicken's ass and ate it must have been really fucking hungry."
"What did the robot say to the other robot as they destroyed each other? ""Nothing personal."""