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Joke of the Day

"The first person who pulled an egg out from under a chicken's ass and ate it must have been really fucking hungry."

"What's grey and comes in buckets? An elephant!"

"Q. What do a hurricane a tornado and a redneck divorce all have in common? A. Someone's going to lose their trailer..."

"Theres a new drug on the market designed for lesbians suffering from depression.... ""Trycoxagen"""

"How many mexicans does it take to replace a lightbulb? Juan."

"I feel really bad for the Mexican Olympian disqualified from weightlifting for excessive use of protein. They told him, ""No whey, Jose."""

"Godzilla is a Japanese rendition of Chuck Norris' first visit to Tokyo."

"Dark humor is a lot like a child with cancer. It never gets old."

"What are the 2 sexiest farm animals? Brown chicken, brown cow."

"My bank statement is just a record of everything I've eaten for the last month."