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Joke of the Day
"How does King Arthur take his pills? An African or European swallow"
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"What do you call an Irishman sitting in your Backyard? Paddy O'Furniture"
"Ive been told I'm not ambitious enough.... I've been told I'm not ambitious enough. If only there was an olympic sport for being a lazy bastard. That bronze medal would be mine."
"I was once raped by a gang of mimes. They performed unspeakable things to me!"
"Q: What is a grasshopper? A: An insect on a pogo stick."
"Lost an electron Really gotta keep an ion them."
"Birthdays.... ... are good for health. Studied have shown that people who have more birthdays live longer"
"I just learned that half of Asian-Americans have cataracts. The other half drive a Rincoln."
"Why are they rioting in Ferguson? Because they carefully and objectively reviewed the evidence from the trial and thought a legitimate injustice had been done."
"Helen Keller walks into a bar.... And then a table. And then a chair. Another table...."