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"How many anesthesiologists does it... take... to... ... change... ... a... ... ... ... ..."
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"Google+ is like the gym of social networking. We all join it, but nobody uses it."
"What did God say to the inventor of the didlo? ""If you build it, they will cum."""
"Why is North America so salty? Because its Na."
"Convincing your girlfriend she's crazy is called gaslighting, and it's a dick move. Convincing her she's a robot is called bladerunning... It's a Phillip K. Dick move."
"If I had a dollar for every gender.... I'd have two dollars."
"I like my women like I like my coffee Roasted, ground up, and dissolved in hot water"
"[alien taking notes] Humans: Reluctant to common sense gun control, yet somehow completely overreactive when approached by a bee."
"Longest joke in the world Here it is: http://www.longestjokeintheworld.com"
"[mall food court] Me: *stomach rumbling* OMG not now Brain: Too bad you hate using public washrooms My White Undies: Sweet baby jesus no"