43615
Joke of the Day
"How many anesthesiologists does it... take... to... ... change... ... a... ... ... ... ..."
Next Joke
"The reason why the current season of GoT is not so good as the last one ... because my wife said so."
"If a cop sees a black guy crossing the street and a white guy robbing an old lady, who does he shot first? The thief because first duty then plesure"
"When people say ""You look so familiar"" responding with ""Were we in prison together?"" is almost always a conversation killer."
"My grandfather was an alcoholic but an amazing magician Whenever he wanted he could turn into a bar."
"What do you call an angry toilet? Pissed off"
"Police - OPEN UP OR WE ARE COMING IN Me- SOUNDS GREAT CAN YOU GRAB MY CHARGER FROM MY CAR"
"What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot, you racist piece of shit."
"Doctor: That deafness cure help your brother? Archie: Sure did! He hadn't heard a sound in years and the very day after he took that medicine he heard from America!"
"Hey Seattle do you want to win a Superbowl???? "" No thanks we'll pass!! """