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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a sleeping bull? A bull-dozer."
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"I'm in a very dark place right now. Suggestions on getting these motion sensing lights in the public bathroom to come back on...?"
"How do German people not choke to death when they talk"
"There's a new dating site for bestiality enthusiasts It's called Petfinder.com"
"In every generation there's one man who stands up for the little guy: Bernie Sanders is that little guy."
"Rather than ever clean a window I just tell people they're frosted."
"What do you call a porno starring Rowan Atkinson? A Bean Flick"
"Scarface didn't really give those guys enough time to say ""hello"" before shooting them."
"Having trouble with your iPhone saying ""No Service""? Just put your shirt and shoes back on."
"What's the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb? You can always unscrew a light bulb."