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Joke of the Day

"In every generation there's one man who stands up for the little guy: Bernie Sanders is that little guy."

"Why doesn't the Jolly Green Giant patronize prostitutes? He has no room in his life for a fourth ho."

"What's the difference between a cat and a comma? One has claws at the end of its paws and one is a pause at the end of a clause."

"Why did the horse feel famous on Reddit? He was gelded."

"What did she say while cleaning herself after sex? Well, that's a load off my shoulder"

"I like my panties like I like my bass... Dropped"

"How is Batman different from a black man? Batman can go in a store without Robin."

"What do you call 1000 Jews on a train? It doesn't matter, they're never coming back."

"Eleanor Rigby would probably get super bummed out if she ever heard the song about her."

"What do you call a guy who likes to hang out with musicians? A drummer."