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Joke of the Day
"Scarface didn't really give those guys enough time to say ""hello"" before shooting them."
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"When my girlfriend told me she was pregnant, I wasn't prepared for all the changes I'd have to make... ...like my name, phone number, job, city where I live..."
"How does Moses make his coffee? He-brews it."
"So i was at lunch with a small girl she kept complainin bout how she wanted vanilla ice cream so i said this girl like ice cream cuz she as white as vanilla!"
"You can tell a lot by the way a woman walks. Like if she walks away, she's probably not into you."
"Russians dolls. They're so full of themselves"
"Have you ever smelled Moth Balls? How'd you get their little legs apart?"
"What's black on the outside and white on the inside? Whitney Houston's nose"
"I'm sorry I threw up all over your carpet when you referred to your spouse as your ""lover""."
"A boy was born of an Indian, Chinese, Irish, and Italian grandmother... They couldn't settle on a name, until it hit them! They named him Ravi O. Lee Sorry"