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Joke of the Day

"There's a new dating site for bestiality enthusiasts It's called Petfinder.com"

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"What comes after the night of the Superbowl? The Superbowel"
"How to spot the toughest guy in jail? He still has some whistle left in his fart."
"A wine tasting? Where people SPIT OUT precious wine?! Sure, maybe we could go to the humane society and watch them put puppies to sleep too."
"I can never seem to get a good picture of wheat. It always comes out grainy"
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