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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a porno starring Rowan Atkinson? A Bean Flick"
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"Why is Jennifer Lawrence the only one freaking out about the nude photo leak? Because she's the only one with a fat load on her face."
"What's a dentist's favorite time of day? Tooth-hurty I'll show myself out"
"I just heard a beautiful poem... ""I dig, you dig, we dig, he dig, she dig, they dig, we all dig."" I'll admit it's not a very *beautiful* poem, but it sure is deep."
"Girl are you a tube of Pillsbury cinnamon rolls because I want to bang you on the counter"
"Carl was annoying Carl walked into a street shop. the first thing he did was cough very loudly. e b 9"
"I've learned a lot about kids while working at Menard's. Namely don't bring you fucking kid to Menard's."
"Why didn't the Marshmallow Peep cross the road on Easter? Because it was a little chicken."
"When dogs suddenly stop licking themselves and stare into the distance, they're thinking, ""Shit. Did I leave the iron on?"""
"What's a Trump supporter's favorite topic? Hillary Clinton."