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Joke of the Day

"Nuts. When you have nuts on the wall they're called walnuts. When you have nuts on your chest they're called chestnuts. When you have nuts on your chin you're called a cocksucker."

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"I'm glad my mom is such a bad cook If my date can eat her meatloaf with a smile, I know they'll swallow anything."
"I fell face-first in fresh concrete the other day... I wasn't worried though - my mom always said I'd make a good impression."
"The amount of times I've had to say no to the Adobe Updater has totally prepared me to be a parent."
"Being a dog with no legs - it's no walk in the park"
"What do Caitlyn Jenner and WWII have in common? The Battle of the Bulge."
"As told to me by my 7 YO son this morning... Him: What's a pirates favorite letter? Me: ARRRGH! Him: You would think it would be ARRRGH but my first love be the ""C""!"
"They say the average person has sex 82 times a year.... ......I guess I'm going to be busy as hell for the next four days."
"What is the difference between michael jackson and a grocery bag? One is white, plastic, and dangerous for your kids to play with and the other holds your groceries"
"Me and my girlfriend are just too different... I exist and she doesn't"