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Joke of the Day

"They say the average person has sex 82 times a year.... ......I guess I'm going to be busy as hell for the next four days."

"People say Donald trump is inexperienced as a politician... But he's the best damn liar I've ever seen!"

"My granddad has the heart of a lion and a lifetime ban from the Edinburgh zoo."

"What do you call the medic in a K9 unit? A dogtor."

"Some folks just can't pull off a bow tie... ...and they choke to death."

"[breaking up yet another fight] Me: Why do you always fight with your sisters? 6-year-old: Because I always win."

"What's a snakes favourite dance ? The mamba !"

"How to be part of a joke? One must simply walk into a bar"

"The rest of the Justice League always makes Aquaman eat at Long John Silvers so they can watch him cry."

"Most people go talk to a therapist, family, or friends to get shit off their chest... ...I however just go take a shower."