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Joke of the Day
"What did the bishop say to the priest? It's my turn."
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"A clown walks into a strip club and says... Someone throw a pie in my face!"
"My music teacher got electrocuted yesterday Unfortunately he was a great conductor."
"[baby is bouncing in swing seat] I I wish I had one of those. HER DAD They bring great joy. I (to self) Oh, he thinks I mean a baby."
"It's a fun and games til I get super drunk, flip the Monopoly board and tell everyone to get the hell out of my house."
"[job interview] ""So why do you want to be a jeweler?"" ME(thinking about using that eye thing to appraise chicken nuggets): I love rubies"
"When I was young, at bedtimes... My mum used to tell me fairy stories with a happy ending. Just one of the benefits of having a masseuse as a parent I guess."
"How a girl insults another Girl1: In my hand is your virginity. Girl2: But there's nothing on your hand! Girl1: Exactly."
"I made a new joke. I made a new word. Plagiarism."
"What's the difference between a woman's argument and a knife? A knife has a point."