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Joke of the Day

"What is the difference between michael jackson and a grocery bag? One is white, plastic, and dangerous for your kids to play with and the other holds your groceries"

"I'm a show off but not drive around with Christmas lights on my car show off And that's when I realized it was a cop car"

"whats the difference between a Mexican and a park bench? the park bench can hold a family of four"

"My oldest is 14 today. Daddy's baby is growing up. Soon she'll start looking for boyfriends and find them all dead under the floor boards."

"Be the change you're looking for between the couch cushions."

"Why did the German baker claim on his insurance at Christmas? Because his bread was stollen!!!"

"Mitt Romney announcing he's not running for president is like Johnny Depp announcing there won't be a sequel to Mortdecai."

"RIP boiling water You will be mist"

"What did the bullfighter shout just as a bull gored his guts out? Ole shit!"

"What 'secret ingredient' do you add to your meals in order to improve the taste? I cumin it."